This is turning out to be -a day-.
I just spent far too long (nearly 2 minutes) troubleshooting why my computer shut itself off. Checked all the connections. Traced wires. Started to panic because this laptop is only 2 months old.

Then I realized I was pushing the escape key instead of the power button. (That was the power button location on the old laptop)

So that's TWO dumb things today. smh