What I'm about to say might get me shunned, but someone has to take a stand.
Negronis are disgusting. Campari is a vile and satanic liqueur. And no it's not "Oh, you haven't had a good one." My doppelganger Stanley Tucci, who is known to make a fantastic Negroni, could make me one and I'd turn up my nose at it. Yuckola.
