Two Truths and a Lie:

Guess the lie...

* I've been playing Warcraft as my Guild's Main Tank since 2013
* I've personally repaired Steve Jobs computer at least twice.
* I've been auctioned for charity off while wearing a leather jockstrap covered in whipped cream.

The Truths:

• I worked for NeXT as the software sysadmin for the entire engineering team. I personally upgraded Steve's NeXT Cube when we were still on Deer Creek Road, and once fixed his machine at Seaport Center after we moved there.

• I was a bare chest calendar model for the South of Market Bare Chest Calendar in both 1994, and 1995 and was auctioned twice, once covered in whipped cream. (Photo in next post.)

The Lie:

• I was NOT a main tank in my guild. I was a Warlock in those days.