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Two Truths and a Lie:

Guess the lie...

* I've been playing Warcraft as my Guild's Main Tank since 2013
* I've personally repaired Steve Jobs computer at least twice.
* I've been auctioned for charity off while wearing a leather jockstrap covered in whipped cream.

The Truths:

• I worked for NeXT as the software sysadmin for the entire engineering team. I personally upgraded Steve's NeXT Cube when we were still on Deer Creek Road, and once fixed his machine at Seaport Center after we moved there.

• I was a bare chest calendar model for the South of Market Bare Chest Calendar in both 1994, and 1995 and was auctioned twice, once covered in whipped cream. (Photo in next post.)

The Lie:

• I was NOT a main tank in my guild. I was a Warlock in those days.

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@sfleetucker

I think you've been playing WoW longer than that so chose that as the lie. Also because there's a 100% chance #3 is true!

@sfleetucker Whipped cream gets pretty damn sticky.

What class do you run as tank?

@sfleetucker @EveMary Are either of you still playing/playing Dragonflight?

I've been thinking of getting back into WoW. Wondering if the new content is worth dealing with everything else that comes with WoW.

@Daren @sfleetucker I am enjoying Dragonflight, actually. It's pretty chill so far.

The dragon racing courses remind me a LOT of flying a TIE fighter in Star Wars Galaxies.

@Daren @EveMary

I am, but just barely. I've not been 100% well, and haven't had the energy. Still leveling to 70...

@sfleetucker @Daren I'm only 63. Taking my time to work through the content and appreciating the scenery, instead of charging through it all as quickly as possible.

@whyaduck Well, it is true that I usually played a Cleric when playing DnD....

@sfleetucker

obviously, you're perfectly capable of doing all of these things. it's required for you to pos t PHOTOS of the charity auction.. along with how much you were sold for... and then intimate details of your date.

THE LIE: Job's computer fixer

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@Smersh I was Affliction back in the day. I do miss raiding Molten Core.

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