I pick up the Smittle monster and I'm petting him and he starts doing this new weird thing where he raises his head back and starts bobbing back and forth, up and down while talking.

Then, out of the blue he starts licking my nose. Whaaat? I'm giggling, thinking this is adorable when all of a sudden he darn near takes a bit out of my nose. WTF!!

I tell ya, this cat is one part dumb as a rock and one part psychopath.