Anyone else wake up in the morning from random injuries while sleeping? Oh just me and my knee? Cool.

Aircraft needed invasion stripes painted on to identify friend or foe during the D-Day invasion because there were so many and the radio traffic load was deemed too much at that time.

I don't know what I'm more pissed at. The lies about the testing, the design(there is no lumbar support), the fake Boeing quote, or the comments on the pilots. This was likely written by the OEM and passed off as news. Who runs an article using a quote of a quote? Author states on Twitter to go fact check this as he couldn't wait 2 weeks for Boeing to comment. What a douchecanoe. Also, I missed you guys.

https://www.forbes.com/sites/erictegler/2021/05/27/better-seats-for-long-suffering-apache-helicopter-crews-could-come-from-a-nascar-team/

Bama is keeping their mask mandate for one more month. Our Republican Governor, who recently had lung cancer, is getting railed. Kudos to her for bowing down to science.

Kids today won't know when their cursive tattoos are spelled wrong.

If you've ever travelled 65 South in Bama...

Christmas gifts this year consisted of making friend's pets royalty and such.

From the infamous @sarahcooper on the birbsite: what is something you are really good at, but hate doing?

Today I learned Conway Twitty chose Conway Twitty for his stage name because Harold Jenkins was not memorable enough.

Someone is mad.

I get a new Commander in Chief tomorrow y'all!!

Space Force Command has been named to reside at Redstone Arsenal, Alabama.

No Mo!

https://www.change.org/p/mo-brooks-mo-brooks-must-resign

Welcome new folks from @travisakers!

Still can't get over the ropes and wall climbing when there are literally stairs nearby.

Publisher's Clearing House just called me from Jamiaca using a robot voice. 2021 is crazy y'all.