Driving in the neighborhood I saw a political sign for a candidate called "Rock Tift" & I thought "man, what a badass name--I wanna change my name to be 'Rock Tift'".
Then my DW pointed out the name is actually *Rick* Tift & I was crestfallen.
@rpardee lol ... doesn't mean you can't change your name anyhoo 👍🏼