@Liliki the name of the act is what gets me: You're Not Going Anywhere
@rpardee So maybe we need to start making it a “wedding” gift?
@rpardee And have they decided to not allow pregnant women to buy garbage bags or boxes? Because I’ve used both for traveling.
@cjcrew this is a parody story, from the print edition of theOnion.
@rpardee Their actions have gotten so bizarre it’s hard to tell parody from reality these days.
@rpardee please tell me this is parody
Oh wait. The Onion. It is 🤣