Do pineapples really mean "swinging"? Google is wishy-washy. Recently my wife got me a comfy Hawaiian shirt for a faux luau we're going to, and the shirt is heavily pineapple-ified. Is the pineapple a dangerous thing to wear? I'm not going to swing with anyone thank you, but I also want to avoid awkwardness. Also I really like the shirt.

Thoughts? #CoSoMind

@pr10n

What are you smoking?

@LnzyHou hahaha that's a good question but look at this!

@pr10n @LnzyHou

idea for recruiting ppl into my new religion:

Step 1: hang inverted pineapple on house.
Step 2: wait for the swingers to ring my doorbell
Step 3: proselytize the heck out of anyone who shows up

TODO: devise new religion