Off to a small-town dinner theatre solely because someone I know is in it. If it exists, I'm getting some purgatory reduced.
Oh God there are people I literally hate here. Like virulently. I might have to walk out.
Don't make eye contact. Deep breaths.Talk to no one.
There are seven other seats at this table. Please be total strangers who remain total strangers.
Oh fuck this was a bad idea.
Well small town theatre, fuck you, the MC/"comedian" 's opening litany of lesbian jokes have led me to walk out before one crumb of food and one word of dialogue. These ignorant fucking hillbillies deserve each other and they can kiss my ass.
Redneck motherfucking morons.
@lustforlaughs oh dang. Hope you didn't travel too far for that & that you got a good meal someplace else