Because I sense you need another photo of my bad-ass dog.
@quickfics naw, YOU need another picture of my mutant cat's freaky-ass paw. With two thumbs.
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@WestNeilVirus @quickfics All Hail Platypaws!
@DachshundSaidSo @quickfics Pterodactyl Rex is pleased and has inducted you into his servant legion.
You done been drafted.
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@WestNeilVirus What a handsome and commanding presence! I would not want an ancestor of Baast angry with me.
/exits the room backwards
@quickfics
@DachshundSaidSo @quickfics Not with 26 toes of fury at the ready. Only 7 months old. Gonna be a beast.
@quickfics @DachshundSaidSo but so sweet. Gives me kisses every night.
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...and judges you as you sleep?
@quickfics @DachshundSaidSo thankfully not. He snuggles, then disappears. I think he works 3rd shift somewhere.