So, when cats blink at you slowly, that means they're just about to attack you, right...?
*sighs*
I can't afford to take chances, so I'm just gonna call animal control for my own safety. Doubt there's any trade-in value on this pair anyway.
#Catsofcoso
#Bengals are furry little MONSTERS
#Bengalcat
First...
Yes, these cats are holding me hostage: I wake up in the morning with either what feels like two bowling balls on my chest, and/or a feline anus inches from my face 🤢
Second...
I fear there is no hope for me: odds are they are #Bakenekos so I am within their thrall, and will be until they murder & consume me before taking my place 😔😸
Third...
LMAO 😹😹😹
@netspionage it sounds like you've got stockholm syndrome.
if you ever do snap out of it, you can control the cats so they don't control you. it can be done. i'm living proof 😜
I fear I am too far gone by this point: COVID isolation really took a toll on my mental health as well, so I'm surely beyond help: just save yourself while you still can 😔
Also, the cats are starting their attacks early: they don't get fed until 6am, yet both are now assaulting me & begging for fewd 🙄
They're incredibly shrewd when it comes to hunting for suckers...like me...
Don't waste your time trying to help those who cannot be saved 😔😹
@netspionage no one is unsaveable...i feel. of course, you have to want to save yourself, first. but i like to make it known there's a lifeline....just in case you're ever ready to take that leap.
cats can be assholes. i found closing the bedroom door on them immensely gratifying. they eventually tired themselves out when you don't give in.
i'm even more stubborn than they are. & they know it.
@netspionage When they blink at you slowly, you must blink at them slowly back! Otherwise, they conclude that you are an imposter and punish you!
@netspionage It’s quite simple, actually. All you have to do is surrender to your feline overlords and all will be well. At least, that’s what ours tells us.
#CatsofCoSo #CoSoCats
@netspionage ya know, i've been reading your tales of cat woes for the last little while.
i feel your cats may be holding you hostage. psychologically and emotionally.
can you break free? can you re-assert healthy boundaries for yourself? can you regain a sense of safety in your home?
i'm worried about you. 🤔 😜