@HumorHasIt
Oh yeah, totally. They outnumber me 2 to 1.
And now they're going all-out: Singha has parked his ginormous ass on me and is meowing in my face.
I punish them brutally by kissing them on the top of their heads when they head butt me, though it's just not working.
If I didn't know better, I'd think they *like* it...