@H3athers

Now I feel like there could be a market for this.

Proposed Commercial:

"Hey Baby," he said, leering. "Are you an angel? Because heaven is...missing an, uhm...nice pair of cans."

*woman glares at him angrily then violently explodes, sending viscera flying everywhere*

"Ah," he says, sighing, his face now covered in blood. "Another woman who'd rather detonate her own Intrauterine Explosive Device than sleep with me."

*closes with a star wipe & a bromide-laden jingle*