I absolutely *love* rats as pets; they're smart, and sweet little things; my only complaint being their maximum lifespan is 36 months :(
@netspionage @PurpleDragon agreed
fancy rat females can live a long life, but not like a dog
now
gambian pouched rats can live 7 years or more
but maybe smarter than dogs
they can clear mine fields
@netspionage @jedijester @PurpleDragon
That's why you breed them, then slowly breed them into giant rats and use them to slay your enemies.
*evil; cackle*