FUCK DID I NEED THAT. GO KE HUY QUAN. You are amazing. You fucking won this shit. THERE **IS** TIME FOR LOVE.
How do you get an honorary Oscar without dying? Asking for a friend.
Is someone doing a bit? This song is a bit, right? Nobody asked for that.
watching a trailer during a live performance? Is this Hall H?
Hope someone, somewhere is peaking during this song.
Spoiler: T'wasn't me.
Do we have to lick the literal actual taints of each film studio this year : because I've seen a lot of taint lickage.
A crummy commercial! Son of a bitch!
**FART NOISES WHILST I CHUCK MY TELEVISION A DOUBLE-BIRD**
Her silver muumuu is GLORIOUS holy shit this is what I want : that muumuu, a crystal-clear saltwater pool, and something strong in my glass. Can I be her when I grow up, please?
Choose a weirder animated short film you fucking cowards.
Huh.. second british guy doesn't get his mic cut.
When did Scarjo start singing?
Well, Hugh Grant knows his brand. Good on him.
Malala looks so fucking uncomfortable and I want to fight that stupid man in a bear costume.
Y'know, to defend the honor of the woman who advocates so strongly for peace. Goddamn I am trash.
I love watching people be genuinely happy for someone else's success.
Doubletiming in memoriam to make room for Kimmel bits and gravy bits.
Och, the Academy really do love a good comeback story, don't they?
(so do i).
Well they fucking swept and they fucking deserved it. Fuck, man. Good for them.
@mondegreens do your tastes run more the existential absurdist (https://youtu.be/W7JyjZI3LUM) or creepy grotesque (https://youtu.be/M3iOROuTuMA) or techno vulgarity (https://youtu.be/LZAFo4jXhW0)?
The costumes of all the RRR dancers must be so fucking rank after rehearsals, daaaaamnn.