Get your shit together, Kendall.
Roman creeping up in the derby tonight.
Could y'all just burn Gregory now so I don't have to watch him squirm for too much longer? He is so disposable - why aren't they throwing him under all the buses?
Or make him a secret cop, or vigilante. Anything's better!
And suddenly, Connor's the clearheaded one?
Cameron searching for the glazed donut may be his finest moment yet.
Honestly, you can't do much better than Santa Lawyer, Gregory.
This fucker is great.
Sober Kenny tries to be master of the universe but achieves middle-manager spewing buzzwords he read in a trade rag.
"If I know your uncle, they're at least strippers."
-- Roman, probably.
Not merely a dirty bastard, Logan, but an old, dirty bastard. I know this because you just dropped a 'hullabaloo' in conversation.
And then rehabs himself at once with a bongo-fucking-bongo.
Watching the life slowly drain out of Kendall's eyes is my favorite.
Ken Doll is never wrong: he just has false thoughts!
"Fuck your mother. What's her number?"
-- Roman, definitely
For a rich-ass family who cares about Having Nice Things and Looking Fancy, all the dudes have janky-ass teeth. What I'm saying here is WOOF.
A needle drop for the ages, brought to you by HBO money. It's not TV.
Initials on a hobo? Not the kill-shot you think it is, muppet-voice roy.
And now, the situational emergence of Tom's moxie.
Why is Adrien Brody wearing three shirts and a hoodie? I don't understand. It's either cold enough for a coat or it's not. If you need that many layers, why not just wear a fucking jacket?
A vest. A fucking vest on top of three shirts and a hoodie. Adrien Brody you're killing me here.
And a scarf? AND A BEANIE?
BRO. Put on a coat.
Ogres for phone cards? No, Greg only sucks off ROUGHJACKS for phone cards, sirrah.
The series is actually showing us a major event they've talked about all season? WTF?
Ah yes, the Fancy New York Car Elevator. When you can't be arsed in new and exciting ways.
You can tell the worth of a man by the names of their nemeses. Sandy, Stewy, looking at you.
Good use of the Meat Puppet there, Romulus.
Speaking of not being sure it'll stand up, Gerri..
Connor sure knows how to read the room before asking for things.
Greg, your betrayal is no problem. You're not important in any way.
Fucking guy thinks he's Eddie Willers here.
CRAPULOUS SHILLS : here's the one dude in this show that doesn't suck. Greg's Gramps for the win.
Dunno that I want to be named first after Logan announces he needs to take a piss.
This would honestly be a great time for Logan to just croak.
* second to during the pilot.
* third to right before he helped make Kendall
Did they decide to have the shareholders meeting in this location just for that elevator because that's 100% something I would have done.
Logan's gleet is not the direction I saw this going.
But it's the direction I saw it coming.
*ba-dum-piss*
The dream of the 90s is alive in the Waystar slide format.
Can safely say Piss-Mad Bear was greenlit as a feature at Searchlight.
'Cause Shiv really wants to carry your fuckin' prison baby, THOMAS. The fuck, dude, read the room. Or her cycle. Either one, I guess?
Moment of silence, also known as a comma.
As someone who is A Poor and has never owned a share of anything never mind enough of a share to attend a meeting : is that what they're like? All lanyards and clipboards and shit?
What a cliffhanger! Logan blocks a number!
And how many months pass between episodes? Is Logan dead?
Has anyone else on this show benefited from coincidental timing more than Shiv?
Seems they could have had the balls to just use 'some say.'
Tour de force of mingling by muppet roman.
Greg's the first man to attain human-flopsweat status before adopting a combover.
It would be a genuinely touching character moment if Tom were sincerely going Wee-Bey to take weight for Greg. But boy is he not.
Kendall sings the blues, literally!
Gerri using the youth slang, classic comedy.
Legacy Media Graveyard? Sounds kinky.
You're right, Thomas, he does look like a haunted scarecrow. Greg is so ill-at-ease whenever he has to shift into 3D.
If I ever become a rich asshole I hope I get writers who are as good as Roman's.
Greg, the Rich Man's M'Lady.
When you're not Roy, you're little people.
Is Kenny about to turn off the dark?!
Man, does anyone hate Frank as much as Frank hates Frank?