Fuck, I'm so interested in this scene I can't even stop to be snarky for a second.
Never trust a man wearing red.
And the cardinal says to her, he says, "Well, actually. . . "
Turn my back on you twice, shame on you.
Witches, man.
Thousands applied to be Asrial's unpaid assistant. He could send any of them to rappel into the abyss. But no, he doesn't want to share the glory.
Rise! And Shine!
And accidentally kill the Authority!
Serafina has Gargamel on his fucking knees and doesn't behead him? I want my money back.
Today's Coulter ensemble brought to you by the Ann B. Davis collection...
Oh and then you have to come back and say "oh whoopsydoodle, Will, I couldn't find your dead dad." You cannot go off to look for Jopari and then say "no promises", LIN.
Who's next to go? Chidi?
Coulter has an upper lip like the doctors in Eye of the Beholder.
No shade, just facts.