#Wednesday problems, an incomplete list. Part 3.

1. All kvetching aside, episode 5 was a measurable improvement. On to 6.

3. Whoever is writing these terrible title puns should be forced to speak like Wednesday for a day. Dark statement. Quip.

4. I don't believe in using two words ending with -ism in one sentence.

5. Never trust a fresh bouquet of roses. They're either full of scorpions or there's a camera hidden between the flowers.