Because I can.

Tonight I go to a meeting and receive my 25 years clean, coin. I decided to dress up. Ya know, nice Italian cut suit, bright colored shirt with contrasting tie, and pointy boots. The suit is charcoal grey, the shirt sky blue, the tie forest green, boots black. No vest. But thin dark grey suspenders.

"what da ya mean, I ain't got no class? It's night, I am inside, and I am wearing shades."

Dress cool or go home.