PRO TIP: Your conscience never stops you from doing anything. It just stops you from enjoying it.
@matuzalem 🤔 Gadzooks, you're right!
@matuzalem oh no. my conscience tells me to sit my ass down when i'm contemplating something bad. it lists all the consequences that i am completely scared shitless or turned off entirely.
@matuzalem
That fucking CRICKET.
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