Dear every site on the internet:
No, I do not want to sign up for YOUR FUCKING NEWSLETTER.
Thx,
Mal
@malice How about our app? Wanna download our app instead? Do ya wanna? Do ya wanna? Come on, you know you wanna... It's in the play store...
@cossimo That's generally a symptom of idiots in suits making decisions they know zilch about.
@malice Yeah, a few years ago, I was getting non-stop "we need an app" requests from our sales group. My stock reply was, "What exactly do you want this app to do?" They had no idea...