Dear every site on the internet:
No, I do not want to sign up for YOUR FUCKING NEWSLETTER.
Thx,
Mal
@kwarizmi oh my god don't even get me started on that shit.
@malice How about our app? Wanna download our app instead? Do ya wanna? Do ya wanna? Come on, you know you wanna... It's in the play store...
@cossimo Apps should have a function beyond...the same thing the website does. That's what a mobile site is for. ugh
@malice Yeah, a few years ago, I was getting non-stop "we need an app" requests from our sales group. My stock reply was, "What exactly do you want this app to do?" They had no idea...
@cossimo That's generally a symptom of idiots in suits making decisions they know zilch about.
@malice OR the SECOND you click into the site, a pop-up asks you if you want to take a survey about the site YOU JUST ARRIVED AT!
@Zooter Yup, lol.
@malice Or your notifications.