Went to a club for NYE. Knew I would hate the inflated prices and long bar lines, so I had a flask stuffed in a tampon box in my purse.

When I was in BCT I had my ex send chocolates stuffed in tampon boxes because it was the only thing the DS wouldn't check. Chocolate is like cigarettes in prison - currency. I used to pay other recruits to do my laundry so I could sleep in (if you've enlisted, you know sleep is worth more than gold in BCT).

Prison economy ftmfw. Happy New Year, bitches!