These two drunk guys are having the best bromance moment ever. They keep holding hands and saying "let's be friendsh, cheersh to being homeboysh now, people should be nice because it coshts nuzzing. That guy wash being rood to you earlier and I'm sho shorry cuz ur a nishe guy man" etc. They're sharing nachos and I'm pretty sure they've never met before haha. I am loving every minute of it.

It's only 9pm.