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First up in the test cup: "Wake the Hell Up!" brand pistachio-flavored coffee. One caveat: the box has statements saying there are no nut allergens, so all of the pistachio taste has to have come from artificial sources.
Getting a sort of woody vibe from this (mind out of the gutter). Definitely unsalted. More of a pistachio cream taste. Slightly bitter at first, but you get over that quickly.
All in all, not bad. I'm kinda groggy, so I'm waiting for the caffeine rush.
@altamaha I certainly hope you get well soon! So much time off of caffeine can't be good for you. 
@leejackson Thank you so much! Still off coffee so this narrative was delicious. ☕