A Booga-loser gulls his town into raising money for him and giving him a big send-off to go fight the Russians in Ukraine.
He gets there, realizes this isn't like all the vidya, cuts and runs, and NOW he's Russian propaganda.
I mention this because these are the folks who claim they're prepared to undertake a civil war against the likes of ME.
Also, looking back on the certainty with which these twitchy nitwits anticipate their instantaneous "victory" against the "forces of darkness", they're starting to sound more and more like Putin and this guy's making 'em seem more and more like the Russian military.
The sad fact is that this dolt couldn't make it through VETTING.
They just told him, "Nah, go home, sorry you wasted your time" β probably for being a little too "tightly-wound" β and he got mad at them for it.
ProTip: when you try to enlist in some Foreign Legion or other, don't talk about "taking scalps" or "trophies" until they've sworn you in and given you stuff.
When they ask about your prior combat experience, don't start talking about Grand Theft Auto and Call of Duty.
"They were not fond at all of people with an Internet existence."
Fucking IMAGINE THAT!
What idiots.
They handed him five grand, he didn't think to buy a GUN and some BULLETS.
Bet he upgraded his GoPro and selfie stick, though.
You can get a rifle that's way better than you DESERVE for $1800 or so.
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@mcfate https://www.cabelas.ca/product/134180
Can get that in Canada here for relatively cheap. I'm more for bolt action myself though.