I saw this little "pocket saxophone" on IG so I looked it up on Amazon and voila, there was a version for about the same price that also came with reeds. I can actually play the sax so I thought, "What the heck, $25 and it might be fun."
However, this picture was a little disconcerting. Apparently the sax doesn't have a mouth piece but it does have a "mouse piece."
@kismatt I guessed it would be like that but hey they have easy returns.