I dunno if this will make you crack up with laughter and make your day a little lighter, or you'll sigh in despair.

A friend of mine bought a dinner from a kind of football arena - FOOTball (small, not gigantic USA size - some teams practice there). Anyway, it came to $30 dollars and she gave the girl dealing with it $50. To my friend's utter astonishment, the girl pulled out a calculator in order to work out how much change was due!

We cracked up but there was a hint of tears in the laughter