My favorite story today:
A woman in Tennessee is accused of exchanging items for sexual encounters with nine high school boys she spoke with on social media, officials say.
Since when did high school boys need an incentive to get sex?
The "rape" charge is legitimate, but there seems to be a lot more to the story.
But a vape pen?
Geez, when i was fifteen I was smart enough to hold out for a carton of actual smokes
{did i say that outloud?}
{yes you did}
{Leave me alone}
{I'm not the one talking to myself}