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My kids are coming home today from ex's. The house is clean and in order. The only thing messed up is my kids beds. My spayed doggo likes to go in and hump their pillows on the days they are due home. This is why I am a cat person...

@jasod Clean lasting... 3...2...

Fellow cat person wishes your kids welcome home. 🐈

@Jezibaba I heard a great analogy: Cleaning your house when you own dogs is like brushing your teeth while eating Oreos.

@jasod that second part only works if you're brushing your teeth with Oreos

@Jezibaba aka chewing. And not one, ALL the Oreos. They don't last long in my house. I will not be judged....

@jasod same goes for this household. When there were three of us living here we each got a sleeve. It wasn't exactly a race...

@Jezibaba We always plow through most of them, but then there are the hold outs. The sadistic desire for the others to see you eating them when they are out of theirs.

@jasod that's when your mouth is full and you grin. 😁

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