Cats and dogs are both beloved pets, and they’re often grouped together, as in “raining cats and dogs”.
But don’t tell the cop you’ve been dognapping, if what you really were doing is cat napping.
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@HollyCFossi *banging on door* Police, open up!
Me: *opens door slowly*
Them: Have you just been sleeping? It's 1PM."
Me: *rubbing my eyes* Uh...no?
Them: We have to take you in. You are suspected of...cat napping!
/easy joke is easy
//I'm a lazy jokester