I think my version of hell would be an emotional torture skit that keeps hanging, with a Task Admin window popping up each time to show me that I'm maxing out Hell''s CPU, Memory, and Disk Space. Every time, a demon would emerge to try to fix things. Every time, I'd shout "It's Antimalware Service Executable!" And every time the demon would hum, haw, and tap the screen, saying, "No, see, it's only at 2.8%", while the torture program keeps stuttering on.

Apropos of nothing. 🙃 🐌
Going for a walk!