**grayhann** @[email protected] · 2024-04-28T01:26:10Z

grayhann @[email protected]

I don't have to outrun the bear, I just have to outrun you.

**𝔄𝔤𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔞** @[email protected] · Apr 28, 2024, 01:55

**𝔄𝔤𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔞** @[email protected] · Apr 28, 2024, 01:55

𝔄𝔤𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔞 @[email protected]

That's my strategy for surviving the zombie apocalypse - surround myself with people slower than me.

**PaddyT** @[email protected] · Apr 28, 2024, 03:12

**PaddyT** @[email protected] · Apr 28, 2024, 03:12

PaddyT @[email protected]

@grayman
We live on a lake in the woods and when we go for a walk the wife asks me if I brought the bear bangers. I say no, I can outrun you!