Sorry Starbucks, it's always going to be small, medium, and large. And every time you ask for my name, I will tell you "Voldemort". And no, I won't spell it for you, either.
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My first visit to a Starbucks, I was in line behind a person whose complex drink took half a minute to order.
Afterwards, I stepped up and asked for a coffee, cream no sugar.
The guy behind the counter stared at me as if to say, "I've heard about people like you".