@th3j35t3r I am so irate let me list the reasons since it wont show up in firehose.

I got an ingrown toenail.
I stubbed said toe on my door earlier.
I want to get a burger but it's 11pm and I don't leave at night.
I forgot the name of a band I used to listen to back in high school.
I am out of ice cream.

Yeah aside from that I think I'm good. Good thing this wont show up in the firehose, I'd be run off the site.