I also like "I just HAD to get my daughter into Harvard even if there's no possible way for her to succeed there on her own. I'll just have to bribe her professors, too, I suppose."
Her kid's getting schooled, all right.
On the plus side, she gets a free pass to say, "You can't embarrass ME, I'm Felicity Huffman's DAUGHTER!" for the rest of her life.
I've said for a long time that other people's opinions of me are none of my business.
"I wish somebody would tell me why I smoke these things."
"Because you're an IDIOT, Dad."
"Oh, yeah! That's right! I remember now!"
β Heathers
@glassicmermaid @Faay
He's another data point for my contention that people with too much money should be the ones to colonize Mars, and they should just go and "science the shit out of it" and leave the rest of us to get on with things.