Dear Adobe, I don't need to expand my toolkit. I have what I need. I pay for what I need. This popup? You put this checkbox there for a reason. It sure would be nice IF IT WORKED rather than continuing to pop up EVERY DAY regardless of if you check it or not.

There's nothing quite as fun as finding something you don't understand, and getting someone who does to explain it to you. People need to be more comfortable with learning as adults, because it's rad.

Oh good, Google changed how chat works again. I was hoping they were gonna do that.

The amount of shit that's just broken on Twitter since Elon took over is astonishing and terrifying.

Two new Drunken UX episodes coming this month. STAY TUNED!

TFW you decide endless coffee is probably the best diet plan for the day.

I'm watching Life On Our Planet on Netflix right now and there are moment where I genuinely can't tell if I'm watching actual footage in the wild, or CGI.

Nothing like finding an old Bitcoin cold storage wallet you'd forgotten about, and having no idea what the key was for it.

I want a reality show that involves astronauts coming back to Earth after months on the ISS and trying to get used to gravity again.

Predictive content algorithms might actually be one of human's single biggest failures in abstract terms.

How cool would it be to create an open source hardware/software/design initiative for TI-compatible graphing calculators. Cheap, cost effective button board, battery, e-ink display, and SoC. 3D printable case and buttons. Simple Python or similar base. Buy all the parts, or make what you want and assemble it all for less than $40 a la RasperryPi or Arduino, except anyone can create the hardware, too. Aren't we way past due for something like this?

WHY AM I STILL AWAKE???

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Now I'm watching how scanning electron microscopes work. WHY AM I LIKE THIS???

I'm a smart dude, and I just watched a breakdown of how MRI machines work, and now I feel like a dumb dude.

If you have a message to deliver regarding photosensitivity in a visual medium, maximize the space available to you to alert the viewer, and leave it up at least three times longer than it takes to read it. Leave it up through all the opening credits, if possible. People don't care nearly as much about who stars in something they are watching as they do about if what they are watching will cause them a seizure.

#a11y #accessibility #a11ydesign #accessibledesign #inclusivedesign

On one hand, seeing cracked phones in shows and movies feels like a nice, realistic touch. Because people break phones, and live with broken phones for a while.

AT THE SAME TIME...

I have never broken a phone screen in my life - knock on wood - not once. It would annoy me to no end if I did, and I wouldn't be able to sit around with it. So it also ends up feeling really anachronistic when I see it.

TV cliché: Employee gets fired, and all their office belongings fit into one box previously used to hold reams of paper. And a plant.

Huge shout out to our dev team, designers, content, and marketing folks for our Gold award in the Websites category of the Global ACE Awards with the Aquent Talent site redesign.

Well, I'm doing the thing. Gonna run for school board to make sure the inmates don't run the asylum. This might actually be a great decision, all things being equal.