Libertarian Conference
"'Trump sold gold high-tops at SneakerCon; maybe he can sell us gold dildos to fuck ourselves with,' said Thomas Knapp, 57, a delegate from Florida."
https://www.semafor.com/article/05/25/2024/trump-promises-libertarians-a-cabinet-slot-and-clemency-for-drug-kingpin-ross-ulbricht