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A man passed a store window with nothing in it but a clock.
He stepped inside, and asked, "How long would it take to fix my watch?"
"How should I know?" shrugged the shop owner. "I don't fix watches. I'm a mohel."
"But - in your window - you have a clock!"
"So what would you put in the window?"
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A guy goes into a leather shop, looking for a "unique gift". After rejecting several other possibilities, the owner tells him he's going to show him the most unique item he's got, and pulls out a wallet.
"This wallet is made entirely out of HUMAN FORESKINS!"
"Well, that's pretty weird, but what's special about it other than that?"
"If you rub it, it turns into a SUITCASE!"