I don’t know about you, but I can’t wait to get my hands on some fucking gourds and arrange them in a horn-shaped basket on my dining room table. https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/its-decorative-gourd-season-motherfuckers
“ When my guests come over it’s gonna be like, BLAMMO! Check out my shellacked decorative vegetables, assholes.”
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@estherschindler 😂😂