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If famous literary characters were given very good doggos. https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/if-famous-literary-characters-were-given-very-good-doggos
King Lear
by William Shakespeare
LEAR:
Here I disclaim all my paternal care,
Propinquity and property of blood,
And as a stranger to my heart and me
Hold thee, from this, for ever.
CORDELIA:
Alas, my good lord—
Regard but first these pupperinos.
LEAR:
How, how! Such little chonkers! Tray, Blanch, and
Sweet-heart, 12/10 would boop all these round bois!
[Exeunt, giggling gleefully]
@estherschindler
Ha!