Hey, this is suitably distracting. And non-partisan.

"Hair in the White House is never just hair. It’s a political construct, assembled with combs and chemicals that the bearer, knowing that the final styling will be scrutinised, must endow with meaning that accords with a broader policy."
https://www.economist.com/1843/2020/11/02/the-history-of-first-ladies-hairstyles-untangled