Love how the CIA budget is always secret, so we have no idea what wacky stuff they're thinking. The latest is they're investing in bringing woolly mammoths back from extinction because, oh, you know, because!
"Woolly Mammoth Undercover Agents" sounds like a 1990s comic book series. Boy, the CIA people are such little rascals, you know?
https://theintercept.com/2022/09/28/cia-extinction-woolly-mammoth-dna/
@OneLillieSpark - I hope one of them is named Frank. Every spy agency needs a Frank.
@esaeger And a guy who's only known by his last name -- but the name changes, depending who you ask.
When it comes to budgets for Mammoth Agents, the cost is Irrelephant. Ivory now and then you have to pay to complete whatever tusks are necessary.
@Rob_Bransfield - I just hope they can keep up the act when they have to speak Russian to some mole.
@esaeger If it's a Russian Mouse, his cover will be blown.
@Rob_Bransfield - Lol I couldn't work in a mouse joke. Long weekend.
@esaeger mammoth ranches for when we trigger the next ice age. 😳
@BlueCrossMovement - I want to raise cage-free velociraptors for the apocalypse
@esaeger Given how effective the element of surprise is, this might be quite the strategic move.