Well, joy. You know those "local real estate investor" scam texts people have been getting lately? I just got a live human phone call one.

"Sure, but I'd need over market value."

"Well, we don't make offers over the phone, do you have a number you're looking for?"

"Yeah. A million."

"Uh. ... Do you have another property you'd be interested in selling?"

"Sure. 750."

*CLICK*

(No, my property is not worth that.)