"give us $1 or the onion disappears forever"
https://www.theonion.com/give-us-1-or-the-onion-disappears-forever-1851436787
The former CEO of web comms tools provider Twilio has bought The Onion "Yes, I bought The Onion,"
In January, Lawson stepped down as CEO of Twilio to allow Khozema Shipchandler to lead the company.
https://www.theregister.com/2024/01/09/twilio_ceo_steps_down_amid/
The move followed pressure from activist investors Anson Funds and Legion Partners, which sought changes at the tech company.
@ecksmc ugh these private equity firms effing up everything they touch.
@ecksmc 🧐 😂