Additionally, that these kids are actual students is a joke. They need to pass 6 credit hours in their first semester to be able to play their season. So, enroll in 12 credit hours, pass six.
Next semester they can sign up for the required 12 credits, not attend class, and basketball is over before the first marking period and then be ineligible.
The problem? Their season is already over by the time these grades come out.