Free speech absolutist Elon fires a bunch of employees for exercising their… free speech.

The irony of Trump, a former Republican president that tried to emulate Reagan, whining that he deserves “equal time,” without realizing it as Reagan who instructed the FCC to remove the Fairness Doctrine, is ever so delicious. Chef’s kiss.

Tulsa: Another mass shooting. Nothing will be done. Just like the last one and the one before that and the one before that and the one before that and the one before that and the one before that and the one before that and the one before that and see you again at the next horror.

America, are you done being crazy, yet?

Whatever you do, don’t click on this image and tilt your phone to the left. Don’t!

Has Ted Cruz saved us from doors yet?

Dark MAGA? More like dork MAGA.

Rest in peace and light, Vangelis. Rachel’s Song will sound all the more bittersweet.

https://youtu.be/YnwKeiJflBw

"Hey, what kind of show do you think kids will like?"

"I dunno... one with some kind of... death probe?"

Day 8,648,491 of the Depp-Heard trial:

Me vs. Tuesday:

Do you think Hitler’s dog Blondi went to hell? True, Blondi didn’t really do anything, but then again, she didn’t stop anything either, did she?

It’s 19 years old, but the Aggrolites’ “Dirty Reggae” has to be some of the best rocksteady revival recorded.
#CoSomusic #reggae

I finally confessed to my wife that I’m a coffeesexual.

She was stunned, but I understand…

It’s a latte to process.

Happy Friday!

This is probably one of the most important pieces the Atlantic has run in years, IMO. I hope you read it or listen to it in the hopes that it encourages you to shake off this dull haze of social media-induced non-reality that has been clogging all of our heads and step back from the lip of the pit we’re all running toward:
https://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2022/05/social-media-democracy-trust-babel/629369/

Aunt Beru’s cookin’ whambos in the jungulator.