You know, as many times as we've heard conservative whack jobs postulating that hurricanes and other natural disasters are punishments from God for (pick one: homosexuals, devil worshippers, ambisex bathrooms, ignoring the Sabbath, same-sex marriage, worldliness, materialism, hedonism, masturbation, NC-17 movies, music lyrics, shaved hamsters, pillow tag removal, etc.) I can choose to believe that God is now trying to take out Trump and DeSantis for contributing to the idiocracy.