We don't serve your kind in here.
Three tachyons enter a bar.
@mcfate @codeWhisperer An electron walks into a bar and asks for their worst, rotgut well-whiskey, “‘Cause that’s all this lousy place serves, anyway.”
@chaddus2_0 @mcfate @codeWhisperer I’d tell you the punchline, but it’s so negative.
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A neutron walks into a bar and asks for a beer.
The bartender pours it, and the neutron asks what he owes.
"No charge!" says the bartender.